operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via hasmagic)

thetidesinitsgrave:

wawaqueen:

Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave

This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.

(via hasmagic)

yet-another-sheerio:

sheeran:

Just a friendly reminder that dedication is not measured by how much merch you have, how many shows you’ve been to, how long you’ve been a fan, or if you’ve met your idol(s). Dedication is about always supporting your favorite band/artist the best way you can.


(HQ) Ed Sheeran arrives for a live performance on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ in West Hollywood, CA - August 29, 2014

(HQ) Ed Sheeran captivates the crowd at The Chelsea in Las Vegas - August 29, 2014
stuarts-sass:

…i’m the daddy.
edsheeransguitar:

There are so many cat photos with this man